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Best Thinking on the Crapper Mints Best Thinking on the Crapper Mints are the signature mint of the world’s most common multitasker. The toilet thinker! In the hustle and bustle of everyday life, sometimes the only quality time you really have with your thoughts is when you’re dropping the kids off at the porcelain pool. After all, it’s the only time NOBODY wants to be in your presence for fear of toxic fumes. If you know a busybody who’s most likely to have a major EUREKA moment while dropping an A-bomb, Best Thinking on the Crapper Mints are an easy choice for any occasion. These potent peppermint breath fresheners will brighten the senses while ensuring that at least one end of them smells fresh and sweet. A Brilliant Explosion of Flavor Every adult knows how hard it is to come by a moment of solitude to think and ponder uninterrupted. Best Thinking on the Crapper Mints are a weird gag gift for adults that will resonate with everyone on your shopping list. Filled with peppermint breath mints, this funny gift for friends and family offers brilliant explosion of flavor packed into a hilarious collectible tin. They’re an entertaining stocking stuffer, white elephant idea, just because gift, or addition to birthday gift bags, care packages, or Easter baskets for adults.

EUREKA! WHERE’S THE TOILET PAPER? – Any seasoned grownup will tell you that toilets aren’t just for pitstops, they’re also the best place to contemplate the universe, problem solve, and decide what to make for dinner without running to the supermarket. Best Thinking on the Crapper Mints are a high five to all the potty Einsteins on your shopping list.

PEPPERMINT MINTS FOR THE MINDFUL POOPER – Whoops! You spent so much time thinking about that weird work problem while birthing a butt baby that you don’t have time for a full brush, floss, and gargle. It could happen to anyone. 1 oz. of peppermint breath fresheners come to approximately 165 mints, so you can walk out of the john confident that your breath doesn’t smell like the air biscuits you just baked up with your backside.

A FUNNY POOP GIFT FOR ANY OCCASION– It’s a simple truth that everybody poops. If you add a tin of Thinking on the Crapper Mints to care packages, Easter baskets, and stockings, for adults, you’ll easily win any gift giving occasion. They’re also great gag gifts for birthdays, white elephant ideas, Secret Santa exchanges, or Over the Hill and retirement parties.

WEIRD GIFT FOR FRIENDS AND FAMILY – Novelty gifts add extra fun to any occasion, because the recipient’s genuine surprise turns into belly laughs for everyone. Best Thinking on the Crapper Mints have a “funny because it’s true” edge that will make this silly gag gift an instant hit!

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