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4.5
This stuff litterally smells like ass. Bad Ass. Horrible Ass. You need to go to the doctor Ass. Tried it out last night on my boyfriend. Here is a summary of my night:5pm: Boyfriend on laptop in livingroom. He had been there for hours, so I decided it was time for him to get up.5:05pm: Sprayed Liquid Ass three times on a sweater in the other room, then nonchalantly dropped it in the livingroom, about ten feet away from the boyfriend,5:06pm: Boyfriend asks if I forgot to turn the bathroom fan on.5:08pm: Boyfriend comments on how stinky the cats poop is.5:15pm: Boyfriend, with his shirt covering his nose, scoops all three cat boxes in hopes of eliminating the wretched stench.5:45pm: Boyfriend goes on a mad hunt, insisting that the cats must have crapped somewhere in the house. By this time, the smell has engulfed the appartment (a small two bedroom.) He picks up every piece of laundry on the floor, throws the bathroom mats in the washing machine and finds a face mask and gloves to put on. (I am a nurse and keep some supplies at home.)6:25pm: Boyfriend becomes convinced the cats must have stepped in poo and tracked it all over the house. After smelling all four of the cats, he decides the cats must have cleaned themselves by now, At this point, after seeing all of the good this spray had done, I sprayed it thrice more; once in each bedroom and once in the livingroom.6:30pm: Boyfriend sweeps and mops all of the tiled floors, sprinkles baking soda over the carpet and vacuums the entire place. Durring this time, I make sure my bottle is hidden really well. I can't afford to get caught on this one.7:30pm: Boyfriend becomes convinced there must be spoiled food somewhere. He takes out the trash and loads the dishwasher.11pm: While finishing up the laundry, Boyfriend discovered the sweater. He decides the cat must have wiped his paws on it and says we need to make an appointment with the vet because the smell is concerning.I will be using this spray about once a month for the rest of my life. Thank you, Liquid Ass. Thank you.I am usually the victim of pranks at work. I roll with them and never react the way the perpetrators expect. So I get some Liquid Ass and take it to work. First, though, I opened it and sprayed one tiny squirt in the driveway. With the garage door open. Oops. The husband comes home with the kid and comes in through the garage. He starts ranting about a dead animal in the garage and she ran upstairs to her room. An hour later, the cyclone fan was still on in the garage with the door open along with the back door. Heed the warnings: it's a cheap atomizer that leaks. Do not touch the bottle with your fingers: it does not wash off easily.Next day at work, I carefully wrap a wet paper towel around bottle to protect my hand (wearing a glove would be too conspicuous). I sprayed two pumps on the handle of the witch across the hall's office door. Then I sprayed another one on the metal door jambe right at her nose level. Then I casually walked away. I could see her office through the window in mine. Cue her arrival about ten minutes later. By then several people have walked by and gasped/covered their noses/exclaimed something or another. She loudly asks nobody in particular, "What the hell is that smell?" Hand on door knob shoulder rubbing the door jambe. Mission accomplished.A client showed up shortly thereafter to meet with her. He approached the office, said a few words, and left. By then she is smelling her hands over and over, wiping them on her skirt, crying out "What the F@*% is happening?" She walked into my reception area, which caused my assistants to pinch their noses and ask her if she had an accident. I was barely, and I mean barely, keeping my cool while observing this. She goes into her office and a few minutes later, a maintenance man shows up at her door. She runs toward him and he takes a step back and buries his nose in his elbow, shaking his head, and quickly escaped. At that point, I had to close my blinds and laugh until I cried. I am heaving with laughter as I type this.Bottom line: it is not fart smelling at all. It is nauseating. It physically makes me nauseous. Like eating spoiled ranch dressing nauseous. The profile has base notes of rotten, rancid organic material along with decaying mammal flesh. The top notes remind one of fæces of a cat that eats wet food and tuna juice along with a thigh-high pig sty on the hottest, most humid August afternoon in the south. When I was a teenager, I once was at a basketball game and sat behind a morbidly obese woman who was wearing stretchy pants. There is no way in the world that she could have reached her butt to wipe or wash, even with a long-handled brush. She always smelled horrendous, like petri dishes of bacteria growing in the folds of her fat, but mostly she smelled like putrid, festering ass. She hefted herself up and down as best she could the whole game, and when she landed back in her seat, she blasted me and my best friend with a foul, nasty ass smell, right in the face. Liquid Ass is on par with that odor, only really, really concentrated.Let me start if with this. I was home alone with the kids! I was patiently waiting for her to pull in the driveway and just before she turned in the driveway and ran like the flash to spray like 6 sprays in the master bathroom and closed the door behind me. Then I went into our bedroom since a new she was gonna change into some comfy clothes lol. Also I sprayed like 7 sprays in the bedroom too lol. I hid the evidence for future laughs. I hear her scream did a effin horse come in here and drop a load. By this point I’m laughing so hard trying to keep my self from pissing my self. She kept asking what did you do. My response was you work at a animal shelter it’s probably on your clothes. It smelled so bad I wanted to vomit. She kept saying I gotta look under the house for something dead ?. Oh yeah the smell lingers if you don’t think about it and you spray it anywhere near the A/C return vent! No the whole house smells like a port-a potties that’s been sitting In the dessert for a year! She kept asking me how we gonna get this out of the house lol. Job well made.sa pu vraiment le colissHave a b*tch of a neighbour? Well you need this!! 2 sprays under the door and BAM karma takes it from there. Best purchase yet!!I laughed a lot reading the other reviews for this product and had to see for myself because, come on, we all have a use for something like this right?I ordered a 2-pack and gave one to a friend with a neighbor from hell. I figured he could find a way to make use of this. I hadn’t even smelled it yet and figured I’d let him test it out. He was curious as to how bad it was and I have to admit, I’d been dying to know myself so, before I could say, “wait, maybe we should go outside..” he gave it a little puff -LITTLE PUFF, and ...OhMyGod...I don’t know how they did it, but somehow have managed to replicate what having an actual turd right under your nose would be like. Only you can’t shake the stank. It’s like a swarm of bees!! And it stinks BAD, real bad.Again, this was just from a tiny puff! I can’t imagine how a few good squirts of this could do, but I’ll be trying it in my buildings elevator later on this evening.If you are even remotely curious about this gnarly stuff, do it. It will not disappoint.Let me tell you something. Have you ever had water up your nose and it hurt? Well, let's put it this way. The smell of this not only hurts but it invokes a barfing mechanism in my victims. This in turn, caused me to have a laughing attack, as the confused and disoriented victims fled the premises of the stinkiest odour they have ever had the misfortune of smelling. I would much rather put up water up my nose, than smell this ever again. I would much rather smell a cow's feces on on a continuous basis for years, than the liquid ass. The victim had to change and throw out carpets, as well as hire a cleaning agency. THIS IS GOLD.HOLY does this stuff ever stink. I sprayed this on my roommate's bed and pillow as a prank and in about five minutes his entire bedroom smelled like a rotting unserviced outhouse. We couldn't go back in his room for about an hour until this stuff cleared out. He slept in his bed that night and when he got up the next day he smelled just like his room did the day before. He was unbearable to sit beside, I guess because he had been rolling around in this stuff the entire night before. Sure it might be a little overpriced but this stuff will literally make you laugh until you cry.
