Bonjour! Meet François le Foutre, the most fearsome fruit in all of France, enjoying a raunchy romp inside the world-famous poop cabin of his ship, the Raging Queen. Without warning he and his men are come upon by François' arch-nemesis and part-time lover, Captain Cocksmith Standish, who take all of François' seamen and store them in the fo'c'sle with no hope of escape. Banned by the Texas Renaissance Festival, it's the gay pirate romance novel you've always secretly wanted! (Well, maybe openly wanted.)
